CHRISTMAS JOKES

1. What's a child's favourite king ant Christmas?

A stocKING!

2. What never eats at Christmas time?

The turkey , it is always stuffed.

3.What goes red white red white red white?

Father Christmas rolling down a hill.

4. Who is Santa's most famous elf?

Elfvis!

5. What is father christmas' wife called?

Mary Christmas

6.Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

He had low elf esteem

7.Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa JAws
8.How can a snowman lose weight?

He waits until it gets warmer.

9.What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

snowflakes.

10. What often falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt?

SNOW!